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Post by Dark Narrator on Jul 12, 2008 23:54:33 GMT -5
IN BATTLE POST *********************** He She It raised its hammer and started to laugh aloud. It looked like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man only much fatter, dumber, and crazier. His eyes were on the little morsel known as Zheng Fei, but quickly he picked up the moving figure of Guan Yu. Both men would be a fearsome challenge, but maybe for Lu Bu. They did not stand a chance in hell versus Guo Si’s mammoth! “Hungy!!” he yelled, seeing so many little people running around him. It was like at home, when he was let loose in the chicken coops to snatch up poultry like they were gum drops! “Yum dops! Ha ha! Dum dops!”It seemed Guan Yu felt the situation was dire for his brother, though the famed Zhang Fei was said to be worth 10000 men. He was right to fear, for Fei Burgers were on today’s menu! Yu’s arrow flew through the air, from his side hanging attack atop his horse and struck true in It’s leg. The beast screamed out and started to hop around a bit, shaking the ground like a small earthquake. “Dat tikals!”After He She It had realized Guan Yu was not playing, but was serious, it got pissed big time! Like thunderous Thor’s war hammer up your ass pissed! “Gwarrrrrrr!” It exclaimed before charging toward Guan Yu’s cavalry troops. The massive warrior plowed right through a rider and horse as if they were a wet paper bag! From the ground, after shaking his head, the cavalryman looked up to see a huge hammer coming down on him! Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were either moving to attack or running away when they saw what had happened next. The monster was chewing on the horse’s neck like it was a snack! Getting to its feet, with blood and drool everywhere, He She It rumbled toward Zhang Fei and Guan Yu. He hefted the war hammer over his head and prepared to squish them like insects! He She It is going on a rampage in the center of the allied lines!****************************
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Post by Zhang Fei on Jul 13, 2008 0:05:38 GMT -5
Zhang Fei quickly galloped under the hammer's kill zone.As he was passing the creature,he dug the Serpent Blade into its gut and drug it through his ribs as he rode around to He She It's backside.
After yanking his beloved spear loose from the creature's skin,he then brutally stabbed his spear into the fugly creature's spine.Without waiting to find out the damage he'd done,Fei galloped away from He She it.
Once he was out of the creature's reach he turned back to view the fruits of his labor.
Zhang Fei duels the fugly creature!
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Post by Lyle on Jul 13, 2008 0:21:14 GMT -5
Warriors leave battle with both courage and cowardice. Cowardice can be obtained through retreat; courage through either fulfillment or their final moves. It can be said that all men, and women, who enter battle possess both fear and pride. Further as more and more blades cling and even more chants clap along the skies, one of the two emotions overcomes the other.
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A few riders took up the pathway leading along the river; each was nervous with fear for the definite repercussions of their actions. You see, these men were fools, incapable of realizing that even Dong Zhuo's long arm could not reach them from such distance. Nor his arrows, yet it pained them still as they stood stout facing what looked like to be utter destruction. The enemy was there! Just ahead an entangled with the allies. Before they could further cower however, a lone rider came up behind them. His armour was non existent, his steed was but a drifter and every other little detail seemed unkempt. Well that is but one, the large smile upon his face. A *happy* hobo? An infamous warrior who would save the day and defeat Lu Bu? "I have courage, again! The lords! It is they who fills me with my happiness! They have given me back which I had stolen with such disrespect... Surely this means they know and want our lives, men, it is only fair" the imposing voice could not be ignored, and its men shrugged quietly while they secretly rotted inside their armour. He was right! Yuan Shao was right, no?
"At least the wind blows," spoke an unimportant cavalrymen. Lots of those types had been speaking to Shao lately, and he hadn't listened before. It was surely his problem, but Shao still only nodded this time as he felt a breeze encompass his figure. "My lord, if one may, Lu Bu sits tall among all men. He is reported to be down there, as we speak."
Folly. "Ah, but his name doesn't ring a bell with me. I am Yuan Shao, I do not stand for imposing names, no I see actions... And now, the enemy is burning into the allied assault! There will be no thoughts for this, what is done is done! We carry the wind upon our backs; indulge in its gentle breeze my men!" Shao nearly finished his overzealous, idealistic speech before turning and setting off again. Naturally, he yelled so all behind him could hear, "Let us ride with nothing but our wits; they speak of Lu Bu, but we speak of a higher justice. We know that Justice is final in the judgment of the wicked, for it is our ol standard! There is nothing to fear in our enemy anymore, we are here and here to stay! Die if we must, we are all to be spared before the final hope, remember this!"
Taking with him nothing but his sword, Shao spat into the air and charged upon his horse. Thankfully his men were right behind him, despite his sudden outburst and charge. After all though, these men knew Shao. They were brought here by a small man from the capital who Shao held quite highly. Sadly, they did not know of the flames which stole Ye, or the fate at which Zhang He had fallen to... War had given Yuan Shao many problems to deal with.
For now, there was only one. The scum that would stand against the Han, Lu Bu! Though Benchu, Shao, was misinformed of the mighty Spear's great power, he was not unprepared. Behind him nearly countless troops followed through, unaware or possibly aware that they faced a Titan. Still, their lord had spoken and was clear that he would not stand for this Bu character. That was all they needed!
"Maces to the side, you shall burn the fat which is left after we meet the enemy! The rest will follow in behind the cavalry!" Shao finished just in time, his grand troop now within range of the enemy. With their speed and the fact they were rested the enemy would falter quickly. O great Lu Bu would be a fly in the vast swatter that the Han had brought. Yuan himself would not challenge the warrior or even notice him; his eyes were upon the enemy lines and the first man he'd kill. God, it'd been so many years since he'd done so. More or less, here he was again with nothing but a sword and some fancy, yet appropriately worn cloth.
The stuff of legends!
"The ENGLISH way!" Shouted Shao as he swiped a man's head off, which would have surprised him had he taken anymore notice to it. The rest of his men followed in, careful to keep steady and avoid any unpleasant, friendly deaths. Their targets were thankfully clear, the enemy was a large cavalry force with the look of a drunken, one eyed goblin-creature.
100 Twin Mace Vets (on the sides) 400 Sword and Shield Vets 300 Militia Halberds 200 Militia Spear and Shield 100 Militia Cavalry (in the front, remaining troops are behind)
Yuan Shao appears with too many troops! Ahaha! Shao doesn't know Lu Bu's name, he's only been sober for 5 hours! The well rested Yuan army smacks Lu Bu's ass and kills everything that is in the enemy's rear.
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Post by Dark Narrator on Jul 13, 2008 0:21:22 GMT -5
IN BATTLE POST The massive hammer came down between the brothers and both quickly moved out of the way. It was either that or get crushed to death, so even a big boy like Zhang Fei could be nimble. Against such a large foe, he used his speed advantage and attacked the monster’s gut. “Gahhh!” It yelled after being sliced open and swinging his weapons around as Zhang Fei made his second move. The hammer head hit the upper shaft of his polearm and sent it flying a few feet away! The clash between the two mighty opponents was so powerful, the vibration caused It to drop the hammer. However, he charged forth and grabbed Fei by the throat with his mammoth meat hooks! “Dao I dot chu!”Zhang Fei has wounded the big minion of Dong Zhuo, but now finds himself fighting for survival! Will anyone aid or will his head get bitten off like piece of candy?
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Post by Mr Nor on Jul 13, 2008 0:23:10 GMT -5
Zhou Tai saw lu Bu lower his body, and Zhou Tai presented himself. As he dismounted his horse, it seemed like the soldiers knew something was going to happen, as they all seemed to be pulled away. At this point, Zhou Tai began to circle Lu Bu, and twirled his sword around his body, the metal making an audible noise as it sliced through the air. True, Lu Bu was stronger and had more reach, but... Zhou Tai's sword was faster. he would be more agile. He would easily be able to make the first move.
Zhou Tai looked to his left, and made eye contact with Zei Fang. Zei Fang, taking the hint, knew what to do. "Men, continue your duty. Forget the formation, just cut down anything and veerything in affiliation with the Fat One." he roared as he bolted towards Lu Bu from the back. As He drew his spear from his back, Zhou Tai charged at Lu Bu. "May the God of War grant me the strength to fell this rabbit..." he bellowed as he got within 15 feet of Lu Bu. As he neared ten feet, he made sure to stay out of Lu Bu's immediate range. If Lu Bu wanted to strike Zhou Tai down, he would have to at least take a step forward. At this point, Zei Fang was coming up from Lu Bu's back, although at this point Lu Bu would not know anyone was behind him.
"Come, child. Would you like me to teach you the Art of War?" Zhou Tai taunted as he continued to twirl his sword.
Zhou Tai is about to get his kill on! Zhou Tai's Twin-Swords are raping everything in their path!
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Post by Sun Yuan Ci on Jul 13, 2008 0:24:30 GMT -5
*Sun Yuan Ci galloped atop his mighty steed as if speeding across the skies inside a winged chariot. He sped across the battlefield passin hundreds of soldiers, each as if they were nothing more then a pawn to their lords will as every soldier was. He could not stand the ideals of battle, yet ironically enough he found himself lost in the middle of one, his silver armor sained with the crimson flow between the decorations of shimmering tigers jutting out from the steel smithworks. Zhiyun held the Crscent Spear high in the air, giving it a spin as he gave a kick to his horse, jutting toward a new level of speed across the blood-stained fields.*
*Zhiyun spotted he whom was hunted. Lu Bu, a man clad in massive black armor wielding a glorious halberd, in the center of an arena formed by the soldiers around them. It was time. If there was a defining moment in Zhiyun's life, it was this. He was so close to the greatest warrior in the land... he, a mere man who hid from service in the Han and now wore armor in a battlefield, thinking he was something special. Perhaps he was, perhaps he wasn't. The next moments would determine Sun Yuan Ci's impact on the land, whether he rise up to make a name for himself against the mighty Lu Bu, or perish like so many hundreds had before him. He rode up to the site of Lu Bu's bravado, halting at the mere fringes of glory to await the warrior's response. Time stopped for a moment as he boldly called out...*"LU BU!"
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Post by Zhu Jun on Jul 13, 2008 1:25:14 GMT -5
(I'll take that catapult off your hands. ) Gongwei and his men rushed forth, they slew what straggling enemy soldiers were left, as most had been pushed back or slaughtered by other allied forces. Xiahou Dun's banner could be seen moving away from the catapult that he acquired from the enemy, as his men pressed on, crushing the archers that had been such a bane to the allied forces. The other unit that had moved to help take over the catapult had made no move to use it against their enemy. Seeing this, Gongwei urged his unit forward and the banner of the Han could be seen making haste toward the unmanned weapon. Once they had reached the machine of war, Gongwei was left with a decision: who would supervise the manning of the catapult? He turned to his subordinate officers, thinking for a moment, and then he made his decision, it should have been obvious in the first place -- Major Protector of the Army, Fu Xie. The man had served him well when putting down the Yellow Turban rebels, and he would serve him well in putting down the Dong Zhuo usurpers. "Fu Nanrong!", Jun said powerfully, "I leave you with two hundred and fifty of the Ruffian spearmen. Use this catapult against the enemy forces...make them suffer for their crimes." Xie nodded and spoke humbly, "General Zhu, I thank you for this opportunity, I shall devastate the enemy ranks with this weapon. You can have confidence in my ability to perform this task, sir."Gongwei smiled slightly, and nodded to the man. "Very well, I shall take the rest of the men and assist the others in breaking the remaining enemy forces. Good luck to you, friend." Jun then turned to his men, "Half of the spearmen stay here with Fu Xie, follow his every command and protect this catapult." After the men had been organized, Zhu Jun took his men and rushed after Xiahou Dun's banner, he hoped to be able to enter the fray finally. He could not allow himself to fail to gain glory in this battle, he had to live up to his rank, and he would do just that. Meanwhile, Nanrong set upon the task of rotating the catapult and aiming it at the enemy lines. He was determined to prove his worth to Gongwei, a man whom he admired greatly, and served under loyally against the Turbans in the past. He turned to the men under his charge and spoke loudly, resolutely; as to further establish his dominance over them. "You five...", Nanrong said as he pointed to five men that he thought looked strong enough to handle manning a catapult, "...you shall man this catapult. We shall aim it at the enemy and then proceed to open fire upon them with their own weapon. This will surely bring their destruction. The rest of you, set up position around the catapult and prepare to defend it if need be. Understood?" The five men he selected nodded and put down their spears and moved to man the catapult, Nanrong showing them how to do so, for he had besieged the Turbans at Cangshe, and had gathered a knowledge of siege weapon operation. The rest of the spearmen began forming up around the perimeter of the catapult, to defend against any possible attack. It was time, the enemy would know that hell that they put the allies through, and retribution would indeed be sweet.... Zhu Jun presses on with 500 Militia Halberdiers and 250 Ruffian Spearmen hoping to assist Xiahou Dun with demolishing the archers and any other enemy troops. While Fu Xie and five of the 250 Ruffian Spearmen left under his command man the catapult, leaving the other 245 to protect it!
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Post by Mr. Zhang He on Jul 13, 2008 1:27:33 GMT -5
In-Battle Post [/center] As Zhang He was nearing the melee developing around Lu Bu, he heard shouts. He reached the edge of the circle where a number of warriors were simultaneously challenging Lu Bu, the woman from before and his own grunt among them. He considered entering the fray himself, but as he scanned the crowd of challengers, he realized that there were already six combatants for Lu Bu to deal with, not to mention his erstwhile swordsman. His presence would do little more than clutter the fight. Though he was concerned for the safety of the lady (and his soldier, he supposed), he could hopefully trust her safety to the other generals. Sighing, he dashed off, sending one last good-luck kiss in the general direction of the duelists. If nothing else, it had a greater probability of hitting one of the allies than Lu Bu, right? * * * * * As Zhang He neared his own unit, he heard shouts from nearby allied soldiers. “It’s Yuan Shao! Yuan Shao has returned to save us!” “I knew he wouldn’t just abandon us! He’s so great!” “Yuan Shao is sexy!” Ignoring the last comment, Junyi gave a laugh audible enough to be heard by most of the surrounding allies. “Ha ha ha ha! Of course, it’s only natural that one as beautiful as Yuan Shao would shine most brightly of all when the sky appeared darkest. And here he comes, to rescue the allies! Truly, my lord is superior to all others in the land!” A small flock of butterflies scattered from him as he laughed again and continued through the crowd. In front of him, though, he heard further shouts. “Oh god, He She It is here! We’re all gonna die!” “It’s gonna be ok, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are gonna stop him!” “But he’s got Zhang Fei by the throat! What are we gonna do?” “Well, shit.” Hm…thought Zhang He, diverting his course as he streaked across the battlefield, I would like to see this monster for myself.Junyi didn’t have long to wait. He saw the grotesque head of the…no, that wasn’t a man. Far too ugly. Junyi charged the blob from behind and leaped into the air. Over the thing’s head, he could see that the soldiers’ fears were literally true: the thing did indeed have Zhang Fei by the throat. With a shout, Zhang He fell, raking his claw straight down the back of the creature. No sooner had he touched the ground did he perform an acrobatic back-handspring away from the creature, lest it decide to counterattack. “Hideous monstrosity, be at ease. I, Zhang He, shall end your miserable existence with grace and beauty!” He flourished and posed as the butterflies scattered once again, momentarily wreathing Junyi in a shroud of purple wings. - Zhang He has arrived to aid Guan Yu and Zhang Fei because too many people are challenging Lu Bu!
- En route he advertises for Yuan Shao. We're accepting all applicants, including rabble.
- For anyone wondering how he got there in time, play DW4 with Zhang He and a Level 20 Speed Scroll.
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Post by zhugeliang on Jul 13, 2008 1:56:03 GMT -5
A figure standing on the shoreline with 100 brave men of virtue looked straight ahead of him. He saw a monster battling his brothers and Zhang He. There was enough of grace and beauty on this battlefield it was time for virtue. Liu Bei raised his arm up and pointed it forward directly at the monster. Although his brothers couldnt see him yet he would be there instantly.
''Men Forwards!''
A banner was raised and a 100 people and there virtuous leader rushed forwards towards the battle dodging all the dead bodies and fired arrows. His men engaged the enemy soliders. Liu Bei rushed to the aid of his brother who was at the feet of the monster. He was grateful of Zhang Hes attack. Gave him reason to smile that someone was looking out for his brothers.
''Rush him attack!''
Liu Bei jumped and slashed the monsters belly with his sword strength and then followed up by slashing the other way with the sword virtue. He then jumped back to his brother Zhang Fei and helped him back. As he stood in front of his brothers. His cape blowing in the background. He muttered some words.
''Brothers,How are you?''
He also wanted to meet with Zhang He as soon as this monster fell to everyones blade. Hopefully Zhang He his brothers and himself could take this monster down.
Liu Bei arrives to help his brothers. He puts two slashes towards the monster.
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Post by Ji-Huang Liang on Jul 13, 2008 3:16:27 GMT -5
Sen Acare looks around from his horse and looks down to the infantry still around the Catapault, as well as Zhu Jun's infantry. He chuckles to himself and writes some things on a very -large- scroll and hands them to his units. "Put this on the Stone on the Catapault! We'll show these Traitors what for!!"His men scramble to set the Catapault and throw the sheet on it. The sheet has certain music lyrics on it and under it says "You Just Got Rick Roll'd!" They fire a Catapault volley at Guo Si's main camp while Huang Liang orders another arrow volley to be fired into the frey! _________________________________________________ Ji-Huang Liang orders another volley on Guo Si's defensive! Sen Acare orders a Catapault volley on Guo Si's defensive using his own Catapault!! Guo Si has just been Rick Roll'd!!! Rick Roll'D!
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Post by Mr ~Traptz~ on Jul 13, 2008 3:19:31 GMT -5
Too Many Cooks... Ignore the Rest of the Battle and Get Us All Killed... Zhang Ren suddenly saw just how many allied officers were attacking the mighty Lu Bu."Holy shi..." Ren's jaw dropped slightly as even a peon tried against the mighty Lu Bu. "Some ones gotta aid the main battle..." And the person would be Zhang Ren. And the numerous, and leaderless peons of the Allied Forces. And maybe a couple of other officers... But not a lot of them.
Zhang Ren, having received word from Zhang He to take command of his main troops, Zhang Ren left the fight with Lu Bu. Zhang sped down eh field, as arrows rained from the sky, though many less than before thankfully.
Ren met up with Qu Yi, explaining Zhang's orders quite quickly. The two officers rushed up to link with Ren's own axemen. Together the two units battled their way into the center of the Imperial beachhead.
He's bowmen provided cover, taking single aim upon enemies, letting the infantry deal with the closest units. Qu Yi's swordsmen kept a tight circle on the general, not letting him come to further harm. Ren's axemen led the vanguard. The spears kept the flanks, keeping solid in their defence. The rest of the swordsmen provided a link between the two forces, in an almost arrow like formation, the army barreled through the Zhou forces blockade. *************
Liu Pi and his now 60 troops stood behind the blindly charging Niu Fu. Liu just looked on in disgust as the man ran into battle more or less alone. Liu wouldn't even lend a hand. He was sure he would be forgiven, or maybe no one would really think of it, that Niu Fu just happened to get slaughtered by hundreds of allies...
So Liu Pi and his sixty troops stood their waiting. Waiting for Fu to die. The new additions to his unit looked very uneasy, but they never knew of higher plans, they just did what they were told. Even then, knowing their superiors where so ruthless to men of their owns cause... Perhaps Dong wasn't such a great man to serve after all.
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Post by Mr Alencon on Jul 13, 2008 9:14:38 GMT -5
*In-Battle Post* This was it. This was what Lu Bu was hoping for - a true challenge. Five warriors began to encircle the mighty general, with more on the way; even the lowly peons felt their need to prove themselves to their commanders, launching a brave, crazed attack. Bu had little time to think of his actions, but this is what made him the best: the ability to strike without too much contemplation. He had to deal with the most imminent threat, and then work to strike down the rest with absolute force and precision. His fingers curled around the shaft of his halberd, and his eyes closed in a dull blink, focusing his energy into the next move. The fight had begun.. Xifeng Yue brought the first strike in, a perhaps mocking attack that mimicked Lu Bu’s. Her spear aimed to slice across the warriors heavily armoured chest, yet undoubtedly the sharp prongs could pierce it enough to scar Zhuo’s general. With thundering haste, Lu Bu swung his halberd down to crash against the woman’s weapon. The greater weight of the halberd, and Lu Bu’s undoubted greater strength, smashed Xifeng’s spear away from immediate harm. The tip of his blade now faced downwards, and in a flash Wei Yan had already struck out with his spear, Lu Rai had swung his sword out to slay Zhuo’s tiger, and the lowly peon prepared to ambush the warrior from behind. In the same move as his swing, Lu Bu ducked his head down to avoid Wei Yan’s spear thrust, which skimmed the top of the warrior’s helm, and rushed to his left, moving backwards slightly. With this, he also avoided Lu Rai’s deadly swing, but was still under threat from none other than the lowly peon. Spinning his body in an anti-clockwise motion, and keeping his body and head low, knees bent, Lu Bu lashed out with his mighty halberd, swinging the blade directly into the back of the soldier, slaying the brave man in one deft swing. Blood splattered out from the crushing blow, spraying itself up along the black armour of the colossal warrior. He was now stained in the crimson liquid, a fact he relished in as a mighty roar escaped his lungs. Swiftly he brought the halberd up to his chest, pouncing back up to his feet, and continuing to move backwards, so to keep all his enemies within his scope. In the act of slaying this man, Lu Bu spotted Zei Fang encroaching upon his position, and repositioned his body so that no man was directly out of his view. All this happened in a matter of seconds, and in a few more, Lu Bu knew another wave of attacks would crash down upon him, each one trying to whittle down his endurance. His gaze passed to the powerful Zhou Tai, who seemed most imminent to attack, to then the mighty roar of a fellow tiger, Sun Yuan Ci. Lu Bu smirked, and let his own roar fill the battlefield. “Come on you bastards! Can’t attack me head on!?” His voice boomed across this make-shift arena, calling out a more direct strike. His halberd was dripping with blood, and its tip pointed forwards once more; this time, it would have a quality meal, and taste one of these fine generals.
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Post by Xiahou Dun on Jul 13, 2008 12:34:39 GMT -5
After his second come around Zhu Jun moved troops to support him, Xiahou Dun was pleasantly supprised. He could move on to the next unit of archers leaving this one to him, hopefully his allies could see him and stop firing projectiles so the didn't kill him to.
"Now get the next rank of enemy archers, Zhu Jun will clean up and protect are rear flank. Were one step closer to Guo Si, and there for one step closer to ending the bigger part of the battle."
It was true, if he could get all the way across the archer units in the back then he'd be right under Guo Si, and killing him would leave command of the troops to Niu Fu, pratically a death sentence. Then they would just have to deal with Lu Bu, but with out an army he couldn't stop the allied forces alone.
Xiahou Dun has begun terrorizing the next rank of archers and is slowly moving on toward Guo Si
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Post by Dark Narrator on Jul 13, 2008 13:10:44 GMT -5
The Rebel Right - Allied Left Guo Si's brave mace soldiers moved forward to engage Sun Liao's men as both generals stood to the rear, watching the ensuing skirmish. Arrows flew through the air, criss-crossing, and landed in the other's lines; killing whoever was not prepared to block or dodge. The fight was not all that bad for Si's men, as they exchanged clashes with Liao's infantry, but that was until Zhang Ce arrived to the rear with cavalry! The maces continued the fight, not really knowing of the flanking maneuver, but the archers panicked and broke apart; scattering to the four corners. The Zhuo general had no time to order a counter with arrows as the men were caught off guard and most had bolted away in retreat. All that he could do was try and spare his own life, which at least was more than his militia. "Fall back! Retreat!" he yelled, but upon deaf ears. The clashing and screaming of weapons and soldiers drowned out any call from the general. Instead, he turned his steed and made haste for the center. Guo Si has been beaten by Sun Liao and he falls back!**************************** The Center Guo Si was returning toward the center when he saw his missile units getting torn apart by the enemy. Xiahou Dun was raping the outside line while Zhang Ren and his comrade were breaking through the middle. Surely, the Zhuo beach army could not hold out for much longer. It was at that point, as Si pulled his horse to a stop, that a soldier ran over to him. "General, the left flank has been overtaken! It seems Yuan Shao has returned to the field and is engaging Lu Bu from behind!"Guo Si's face was one of utter shock. The only hope at pushing the allies back was thwarted by that wannabe noble, Benchu. Lu Bu was godly, no doubt, but now even his powerful army was outnumbered and outmatched. Surely, Bu's elites would fight until the bitter end but there was no point in losing all men on the beach. "Send word to Lu Bu, tell him to fall back!" Si yelled as more broken soldiers were making their way toward him, looking for some sort of leadership during the current bashing. A group of men were now around Guo Si as he was formulating his next move. Just as he was about to order an all retreat an enemy boulder came crashing down near him! The men were scared, seening as how the allies had control of their siege weaponry, but one man walked over to the projectile and retrieved a note. The soldier opened it and went to hand it to his leader. However, Si did not wish to read the enemy's words; thinking himself above them. A giggle slipped from the man's mouth as he informed his commander of the notes contents. "I do not get it, what is this nonsense!?" Guo Si exclaimed, looking to his troops for the answer. "Good song", one of the soldiers said nodding his head to another. "Well, sir".A single soldier moved to the fore and raised his hand to be addressed. Guo Si made a face akin to what the hell is it before waving the man on. "Get on with it!" Si barked, seeing the enemy slaying Zhuo soldiers up and down the beach. The bothered look upon his face, as the frontline crumbled, was replaced by one of confusion as his soldier started to move his arms from side to side. Added to the arm move was a little shake, followed by the words to the song he was talking about. Shortly after this, 3 more soldiers jumped in on it and there was a beach jam! Guo Si yelled out to halt the nonsense and called forth the man who knew what the note was. "Sir, unfortunately, they Rick Roll'd you.""Those bastards!" the general yelled out. "They will pay for that, whatever it means!"Guo Si has been RR'd by the the allies and his morale has increased! The soldiers are energized by the hit tune and Si's rage is flaring! The center is falling apart and soon the beach will be a death zone for any rebels!**************************** The Center - Beach He She It was about to get his munch on when all of a sudden he felt a sensation down his back. Zhang He, a pesky little insect buzzing around behind him had attacked and tickled the big man a bit. It let go of Zhang Fei, who was gasping, and turned to face Zhang He who looked pretty to the monster. "Duttafries!" he said, drool pouring from his mouth by the gallon. The beast did not have his weapon and forgot about it until Liu Bei came flying into the battle like a ninja......of virtue. Bei slashed away at He She It's beer gut and it was sliced open. It cocked it's head and then yelled out in pain. "Ouuuuchies!"She It rumbled over toward the war hammer and hefted it up; ready to squish the annoying bugs aggravating him/her/it. Now Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Liu Bei, and Zhang He were all fighting against it. It was like Duel Beach with multiple combatants squaring off against Dong Zhuo's two meanest warriors. Oh, She It was not as skilled as Lu Bu but he could take much more damage. The monster swung it's hammer around and started to spin in circles! It was his his own version of the Musou attack! Lightning and power started to circulate around the mammoth creature and he started to yell out; being filled with power! The hammer was swinging quite fast and if someone charged they could get pwned!
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Post by Ji-Huang Liang on Jul 13, 2008 13:46:56 GMT -5
Sen Acare snickered to himself as he noted the small little beach jam from his place by the Catapault. He nodded once to Fiu Xie and then clambered back on his horse, turning to his men.
"Glad to see they're having fun with that little song! Men prepare arms! We move to aid Xiahou Dun with Guo Si's archers!! Charge!"
He twirled his spear above his head and pointed the tip towards the Rear of Xiahou Dun's units, Huang Liang's Sword Infantry and leftover Calvalry charging Guo Si's left flank with the aid of Xiahou Dun, his men still laughing over the Rick Rolling of the enemy!
Ji-Huang Liang stood from the boat and shook his head, sighing. "...Idiot. Why in the world would he do that? ...Gah, he must still be drunk. Fire another volley on that flank!!" _____________________________________________________ Ji-Huang Liang orders yet another volley to be shot off towards Guo Si's defensive camp! Sen Acare and his men are uplifted by Sen Acare's spontaneous idea and re-enter the battle with renewed spirit!! Sen Acare and his men charge Guo Si's left flank and rush to aid Xiahou Dun, tearing through archers on their way towards Guo Si!
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