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Ma Chao
Aug 20, 2008 14:12:34 GMT -5
Post by Shi Man on Aug 20, 2008 14:12:34 GMT -5
Ma Chao Ma Chao man...I want to be a Ma Chao man. Actually I don't. Ma Chao was a shit general who rarely triumphed and barely did anything for Shu whatsoever. As a leader of his own kingdom, he stupidly f*cked with Cao Cao and got his ass handed to him. He's a horrible person to worship in general, and I sincerely hope he is burnt on the stake in this game. At least Ryan's other hero, Hannibal Barca, was worth something. Ma Chao's just gay. ;D And speaking of gay, it gets even worse for him in DW6. www.freewebs.com/bookofdw6/MaChao6.jpgJust look at this f*cker. Bleached blonde hair? Are you f*cking kidding me? What a homo, srsly. And instead of having a gator or dragon or whatever dyed gold and stuck on his head as a helmet like in previous games, now he has some shitty head & face gear. It looks really protective too. Ma Chao won't be able to get bitchslapped while he wears it. Definitely really useful protection to have on the battlefield. Also fantastic that Ma Cho Chao wields a long spear, probably for compensation.
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Ma Chao
Aug 20, 2008 14:44:09 GMT -5
Post by Sun Quan on Aug 20, 2008 14:44:09 GMT -5
Ma chao does look gay in dw6...he needs his dragon helmet look back again lol
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Ma Chao
Aug 20, 2008 14:48:54 GMT -5
Post by Kyle on Aug 20, 2008 14:48:54 GMT -5
He actually just needs to stop being put into games, 'cause he sucked so much asshole.
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Ma Chao
Aug 20, 2008 18:37:57 GMT -5
Post by Mikey on Aug 20, 2008 18:37:57 GMT -5
Ma Chao isn't that bad, >.>
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Ma Chao
Aug 20, 2008 18:40:59 GMT -5
Post by Huang Zhong on Aug 20, 2008 18:40:59 GMT -5
You can't really judge Chao BECAUSE he didn't do much. Giving credit to people who don't deserve it is MUCH worse. *coughGuanYucough*
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Ma Chao
Aug 20, 2008 19:08:45 GMT -5
Post by Sun Bofu on Aug 20, 2008 19:08:45 GMT -5
HELL YEAH! GO BLADED! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
*break dances*
*Falls out the window*
"Hey are you Santa?"
"No I'm fucking Satan you son of a bitch!"
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Ma Chao
Aug 20, 2008 23:11:26 GMT -5
Post by Mikey on Aug 20, 2008 23:11:26 GMT -5
Yes.
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Ma Chao
Aug 21, 2008 1:53:22 GMT -5
Post by Shi Man on Aug 21, 2008 1:53:22 GMT -5
You can't really judge Chao BECAUSE he didn't do much. Giving credit to people who don't deserve it is MUCH worse. *coughGuanYucough* He was semi-decent at the Battle of Pingyang. Then when Cao Cao tried to invade Zhang Lu, Ma Cho Chao and a bunch of other doods blocked him stupidly. Then Ma Cho Chao got his ass handed to him in like 3/4 of the ensuing battles he participated in, winning only a few, minor insignificant victories that didn't last. After going to Zhang Lu, he tried to fight to win back his lands again, and failed. He then tried to help Liu Bei fight Liu Zhang, but his contribution was fairly minimal and Liu Zhang surrendered later anyways thanks more to Jian Yong's diplomacy than anything else. Then he did...nothing! F*cking fail. Can't believe they kept Ma Cho Chao and threw out a truly awesome dood, Pang De, who had a better moveset anyways. Heck, in DW Online, Pang De's moveset is even broken due to a 3x attack powerup he and only he can get. That game sucks though.
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Ma Chao
Aug 21, 2008 2:25:03 GMT -5
Post by Kyle on Aug 21, 2008 2:25:03 GMT -5
With Slick around, I don't even have to put effort into my arguments. He totally does it for me.
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Ma Chao
Aug 21, 2008 9:01:08 GMT -5
Post by Mikey on Aug 21, 2008 9:01:08 GMT -5
Theres a DW Online?!
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Ma Chao
Aug 22, 2008 15:10:48 GMT -5
Post by Shi Man on Aug 22, 2008 15:10:48 GMT -5
Look it up in Koei Warriors Forums. Or don't, because said forums and said online game are both made of fail.
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Ma Chao
Aug 23, 2008 10:50:07 GMT -5
Post by Mikey on Aug 23, 2008 10:50:07 GMT -5
Mmmmk
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Ma Chao
Aug 24, 2008 12:28:21 GMT -5
Post by Huang Zhong on Aug 24, 2008 12:28:21 GMT -5
The online game doesn't have a release here anyway, although you can still download and play it if you can put up with the gibberish.
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