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Post by Mr Nor on Aug 12, 2008 17:01:03 GMT -5
((I've been waiting a while, and I need to get some action. now, for the unnamed warrior...))
As a strange looking warrior stepped forward, little could be understood about him. Conceiling his body was a trench coat-esque cloak, covering everything but his head. On his head was a strange, chilling mask with a detailed smile carved into it. It seemed of ivory, and it would be hard to find a piece of the mask that was flat or unadorned in some sort of intricate detail. The smile was painted over with black, and the eyes were left open, the holes giving him perfect access to his peripheral vision.
As he seemed to slide forward, his head was cocked slightly to his left, staring off into the distance as if he was daydreaming. But in fact, his senses were in tune to everything around him. under his cloak,his hands were gripping the handles of his curved blades. They seemed a mix between a scimitar and a falcion, with a razor sharp point and leather handles with grooves to improve his grip. His cloak could be flung off at a moments notice.
Under his cloak was black, durable and light weight plate-mail armor. The armor itself left no obvious gaps, other than the spaces left to allow full movement. However, even those were covered in black chainmail. His head began to bob back and forth like a pendulum, from left to right, left to right, until it finally stopped on the right side.
He thought he heard someone coming...
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Post by Mr Nor on Aug 22, 2008 15:24:50 GMT -5
since I'm good enough to scare Mortiss into not posting, I declare myself champion, and reap all benifits of glory.
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Post by Mortiss V3 on Aug 26, 2008 17:30:41 GMT -5
*Claps*
Great default victory there..
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Post by Mr Nor on Aug 26, 2008 18:07:07 GMT -5
Thank you. I spent alot of time formulating the post required to claim victory.
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Post by Shi Man on Aug 26, 2008 18:17:28 GMT -5
My god, "dueling" (i.e. writing too long; don't read posts) is the most faggy thing that this community has ever come up with. I think it would be less gay to whip out your cocks and write insults to each other with your sperm, than fucking "dueling" on these boards.
So glad that this ended before it actually took off into another e-penis boasting contest. Jesus motherfucking christ. Every duel I've seen can be summed up with the following:
Primero: My character [does a bunch of shit] Secunda: My character [does a bunch of shit that counters your shit]
*rinse and repeat over 9,000 motherfucking times*
It's like playing tennis with a neverending wall. The wall's never gonna lose and fail to return your tennis ball, you faggots. Every post you make will just be bounced back at you until you get tired and give up. Victory? There's no victory in any of this. There's just a bunch of continually shitty posts being volleyed back and forth.
If you ever won in a duel, you won because of a technicality or because the other cuntgrunt gave in (which is the same as a technicality) and allowed you to fully exploit him. God, take your ideas on what dueling should be, and burn them in a gigantic fire pit.
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Post by Kyle on Aug 26, 2008 18:47:26 GMT -5
lmao
That made me laugh a good bit. Settle it on down, Slick, settle it on down.
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Post by Sun Bofu on Aug 26, 2008 19:07:43 GMT -5
Oh you're such a hoe Kyle, why don't you just be more subtle about it go on say it! "Sit on my cock Slick!"
GO ON!!!! SAY IT!!!
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Post by Kyle on Aug 26, 2008 19:11:12 GMT -5
Oh yes, Adam. That is obviously what I was trying to say.
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Post by Sun Quan on Aug 26, 2008 20:01:51 GMT -5
lol...what would rotk sites be like with slick and adam not going off on people...with this type of comedy...sites would die quicker than a dollar store match on fire
-lights one, burns out in a second-
bastard...I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!
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Post by Mortiss V3 on Aug 26, 2008 21:24:17 GMT -5
Da ting iz reight blood cus
I aint got no motivation innit........
ya need motivation 4 da duels blood innit wicked and bad like.
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Post by Shi Man on Aug 27, 2008 12:14:45 GMT -5
lol...what would rotk sites be like with slick and adam not going off on people...with this type of comedy...sites would die quicker than a dollar store match on fire -lights one, burns out in a second- bastard...I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!! Spoiler: [glow=red,2,300]These sites die quickly with or without me and Adam.[/glow]
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Post by Mortiss V3 on Aug 27, 2008 15:27:16 GMT -5
Depends who runs them.
This site will last a while cus the mods are active.
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Post by Sun Bofu on Aug 27, 2008 17:36:55 GMT -5
I concur with Mortiss on this one Slick, this has good active staff members (Well the main ones at least) who keep this site going in entertaining directions. Also less land means more fighting, sooner which will result in a more likely conclusion
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Post by Mikey on Aug 27, 2008 22:38:58 GMT -5
Slick and Adam don't make a good RTK site,
Its Justin and Mikey, oh yeah.
(By the way Adam's British.)
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Post by Sun Quan on Aug 27, 2008 22:51:55 GMT -5
Oh My Gosh....Adam's British....i thought he was a Russian, jks this site will last a good time....i'm sure people won't leave for awhile, not with Dark's silly battles
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