Cookie Monster Hottness Debate

[Mr Jiang Wei]

I ran out of space in the title, but Kyle was very firm in asserting that I be sure to note that this is not occuring in his vag.

[Kyle]

lmao

Your beauty continues to astound me, sir.

Anywho, Ayden is being a douche-hole and says that the Cookie Monster is a total babe; which is obviously nothing short of atrocious.

Discuss!

[Mr Jiang Wei]

Well, perhaps it depends upon the age old question of how one defines a "babe."

According to Merriam-Websters a "babe" for the purposes or this discussion is defined simply as person, commonly female who is sexually attractive. While this definition does not necessarily preclude Cookie Monster from being a "babe," it is important to note that despite his rather deep and sometimes rather imposingly energetic voice (the latter most commonly being reverted to when in the presence of said cookie products), he or rather it may still be eligible for classification as a "babe," with the lack of a definitive body shape conforming to standard masculine or feminine shapes commonly accepted in traditional definitions of gender both helping and hurting this case.

[Sun Bofu]

I have a T-Shirt of the Cookie monster that I sometimes wear. Its sky blue and hotter than any other t-shirt I wear. If the character was not a babe, I would not wear such merchandise therefore under Adam's 5th Amendment I classify the Cookie Monster as Hot and a babe

[Kyle]

I have to admit, that shirt is pretty sexy. But if he's/it's not on a shit he/it isn't sexy.

[Ayden (Retired)]

Now, my number one rule with babe-icity is that the milkshake has to bring all the boys...and big birds to the yard. The question is, does the Cookie Monster's milkshake do so?

To scratch the surface, and get deeper into the blue ball of fluff, we must analyze his eating habits. Apparently, according to Jude Law's Table Edict Handbook, the Cookie Monster's eating habits gain him the notional score of a 'Trashcan Scourge'. Unfortunately, that position is already taken by that green ball of fluff...whose name I forgot. Gromit? or something? Anyway, why does the Cookie Monster have such unattractive eating habits? Apparently stuffing cookies into a seemingly never-ending black hole is labeled atrocious according to Jude Law. However, I argue, that the state of Seasme Street is considered below the Global Gross Index, effectively establishing it as a country 'in poverty'. However! Al Gore states that due to the lack of gas emissions from the favourite home of the fluffy animals, we must commend their caution for greenhouse emissions. This effectively establishes a general rating of hotness, due to the Cookie Monster being able to discern between Jude Law's Table Edicts and Al Gore's Greenhouse Gas Emission Rules.

Not to drift off topic, but the milkshake of the blue body of hot is predictably cookies and cream orientated, which, was we all know, is Ronald McDonald's absolute favourite...as it is the Hamburgalar's. Multiple attempts at theft of Ronald's milkshake that brought him to the yard by the burger thief caused the Cookie Monster to, as Marvel quite adequately put, 'Hulk Out'. Thus, the Cookie Monster transcends the level of 'hot' to the level of 'babe' because he is a super-hero now. Though DC Comics, and Jude Law corporations deny that he should be given fame as he has no costume/mask??le edict.

Of course, DC has always been known to be racist, and the blue fluff of hotness sued their pants off. Another testimony of the Cookie Monster's hotness, he can get people to drop their pants by throwing paperwork at them.

Need I say more?

[Wei Yan]

...Something about that big of a post to prove Cookie Monster is a babe is more then enough to sway me. Honestly, I read none of it, but if you have that kind of dedication, then hell... I'll listen.

Let it be known, Cookie Monster = Bone-able! Haha!

[Shi Man]

Aug 27, 2008 7:09:07 GMT -5 Ayden (Retired) said:

I'm a furry kangaroo lover lolol read my long arguments about some blue shithead with diabeetus and how hawt he is. He could eat my cookies any day right after da usual platypussy f*ck!!!

It's no wonder Austria or whatever god forsaken country you're from started out as a prison colony. Enjoy your land "down under" (hell?).

/thread

[Kyle]

Nice edit action, Slick.

[Shi Man]

Every post I make I edit about 50 times.

[Kyle]

That's silly.

[Shi Man]

No this is silly.

Srsly, look at the game cover. I can conclude from it that the game is about Dorothy, the scarecrow, the tin man, the lion and some fire crotch teaming up on a second adventure through Oz, or something.

(posted this on 4chan in a topic about examining videogames based on their cover, and decided to post it here for some reason too)

[Kyle]

lol

I totally like that game. But yes, it is very silly.

[Meng Xiang]

u gaiz are douchebags..haw haw

[Mikey]

Who is this Cookie monster I keep hearing about! =(